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i love games, movies, music, comics, and books. ask me my opinions on any of them. I cosplay in my spare time. Avid Teaboo.
Adult Child of a Dysfunctional Family (ACA/ACoA) recovery/12-steps.

New hair & shave

New hair & shave

markruffalo:

mamalaz:

The Avengers as a Western

Steve is the Sheriff. Clint is his deputy. Tony is the Blacksmith. Natasha runs the Saloon. Bruce is the physician with a split personality and Thor gets into a hell of a lot of tavern brawls.

Together, however, they manage to bring order to the once corrupt town of Triskelion.

Remember The Avengers as a 70s Cop Drama? A Western might be cooler.

acochlidette:

all hail goth moth

acochlidette:

all hail goth moth

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jamesfactscalvin:

officialnatasharomanoff:

project-blackbird:

Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

never do something steve rogers wouldn’t do.

Unless it’s jumping out of a plane without a parachute, you probably shouldn’t do that

(Source: reservoir-of-blood)

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

Let me do you one better. Smashmouth…entirely as a whole band…forever…is shrek

(Source: princefeenie)

I could use some birthday love

Help!

Im trying to corrupt my redneck friend’s youngest daughter(with nerdism) while also teaching her that reading is fun. What are some good 3.5 grade reading level fantasy books?

:3 not sure if this is a new addition or a temporary home for this little one but she is cute as hell (at The Brick Tardis)

Woke up to this little mother fucker

Woke up to this little mother fucker

jtgjosh:

LETS GET SPOOPY!

Reblog to spread the SPOOPYNESS!

I wasnt in the spirit yet but THIS FUCKING DID IT